Gull on the beach

Gull on the beach

I enjoy throwing bread up in the air and watching them swoop down and catch it.

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Loose as a goose

Too bad the bread doesn't go through them as fast as it does through a goose. If it did you could try stringing them together.

General Patton

'I'll go through those Krauts like grass through a goose'

Try

an Alka Seltzer but have an umbrella handy.