Gull on the beach
Submitted by tom proctor on Thu, 2006/10/26 - 19:19.

I enjoy throwing bread up in the air and watching them swoop down and catch it.

I enjoy throwing bread up in the air and watching them swoop down and catch it.
Loose as a goose
Too bad the bread doesn't go through them as fast as it does through a goose. If it did you could try stringing them together.
General Patton
'I'll go through those Krauts like grass through a goose'
Try
an Alka Seltzer but have an umbrella handy.