I enjoy throwing bread up in the air and watching them swoop down and catch it.
Too bad the bread doesn't go through them as fast as it does through a goose. If it did you could try stringing them together.
'I'll go through those Krauts like grass through a goose'
an Alka Seltzer but have an umbrella handy.
Wherever you go, there you are.
— Carl Franz (co-author of a People's Guide to Mexico)