Submitted by Mike on Sun, 2013/03/17 - 14:18.
Claro: Leading Nicaragua into the 21st Century with first-world prices and third-world technology.
The three magic words of Claro customer service: No, No and No!
At Claro, the matchless beauty of our customer service representatives is exceeded only by their bovine sloth.
Please be patient. E-mail service in your barrio will improve greatly next week when we take delivery of a new flock of carrier pigeons.
As you personal Claro customer service rep, I will be pleased to give your request top priority as soon as I learn how to add and subtract.